Das EU-Rettungspaket

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    Ich hab folgendes in einem anderen Forum gelesen und fand`s einfach nur toll..... !&



    Es ist ein trüber Tag auf Rhodos. Könnte aber auch auf Sizilien gewesen sein. Es regnet und alle Straßen sind wie
    leergefegt.

    Die Zeiten sind schlecht, jeder hat Schulden und alle leben auf Pump.

    An diesem Tag fährt ein reicher Deutscher durch Rhodos und hält bei
    einem kleinen Hotel.
    Er sagt dem Eigentümer, dass er gerne die Zimmer anschauen möchte , um
    vielleicht eines für eine Übernachtung zu mieten und legt als Kaution
    einen 100 ¬ - Schein auf den Tresen.
    Der Eigentümer gibt ihm einige Schlüssel.

    1.Als der Besucher die Treppe hinaufgegangen ist, nimmt der Hotelier
    den Geldschein, rennt zu seinem Nachbarn, dem Metzger, und bezahlt
    seine Schulden.
    2.Der Metzger nimmt die 100 ¬, läuft die Straße hinunter und bezahlt
    den Bauern.
    3.Der Bauer nimmt die 100 ¬ und bezahlt seine Rechnung bei der
    Genossenschaft.
    4.Der Mann dort nimmt den 100 ¬ - Schein, rennt zu seiner Kneipe und
    bezahlt dort seine offenen Rechnungen.
    5.Der Wirt schiebt den Schein zu einer an der Theke sitzenden
    Prostituierten, die auch harte Zeiten hinter sich hat und dem Wirt
    einige Gefälligkeiten auf Kredit gegeben hatte.
    6.Die Hure rennt zum Hotel und bezahlt ihre ausstehenden
    Zimmerrechnungen mit den 100 ¬.
    7.Der Hotelier legt den Schein wieder zurück auf den Tresen.

    In diesem Moment kommt der Reisende die Treppe herunter, nimmt seinen
    Geldschein und meint, dass ihm keines der Zimmer gefällt - und verlässt
    Rhodos.

    Niemand produzierte etwas.
    Niemand verdiente etwas.
    Alle Beteiligten sind ihre Schulden los und schauen mit großem
    Optimismus in die Zukunft.

    So, nun wisst Ihr Bescheid - so einfach funktioniert das EU -
    Rettungspaket !

    Jetzt brauchen wir also nur noch jemanden, der sich die Hotelzimmer ansieht……
     
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