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    Hallo Jungs,

    mein Vorschlag zur Vereinfachung der deutschen Sprache:

    Erster Schritt: Wegfall der Großschreibung
    einer sofortigen einführung steht nichts im weg, zumal schon viele grafiker und werbeleute zur kleinschreibung übergegangen sind.

    zweiter schritt: wegfall der dehnungen und schärfungen
    dise masname eliminirt di gröste felerursache in der grundschule, den sin oder unsin unserer konsonanten-verdoplung hat onehin nimand kapirt.

    driter schrit: v und ph ersezt durch f,z, und sch ersezt durch s
    das alfabet wird um swei buchstaben redusirt, sreibmasinen und sesmasinen fereinfachen sich, wertfole arbeitskräfte könen der wirtsaft sugefürt werden.

    firter srit: q,c und ch ersest durch k,j und y ersest durch i, pf ersest durch f
    iest sind son seks bukstaben ausgesaltet, di sulseit kan sofort fon neun auf swei iare ferkürst werden, anstat aktsig prosent reksreibunterik könen nüslikere fäker wi fisik, kemi, reknen mer geflegt werden.

    fünfter srit: wegfal fon ä,ö und ü
    ales uberflusige ist ausgemerst, di ortografi wider slikt und einfak, naturlik benotigt es einige seit, bis dise fereinfakung uberal riktig ferdaut ist, fileikt sasungsweise ein bis swei iare, anslisend durfte als nakstes di fereinfakung der nok swirigeren und unsinigeren gramatik anfisirt werden

    grus
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